As the tide of stuff has continued to rise in our humble household, the time has finally come to release the many items of worldly crap into the hands of new owners who may actually use it, wear it, or be grateful for it.
By no means is this a regular garage sale, on the contrary, think of it as a sale at a shopping mall, with stores liquidating cool stuff, gifts which should have been re-gifted, and of treasures buried so deep in the garage that they have barely seen the light of day.
The husband has been “volun-told” to operate the garage sale. He will likely be clinging desperately to every item as you endeavor to pry it out of his hands.
Things to keep in mind:
- When he says “this is not for sale” do not believe him. It IS for sale and you can have likely have it, most likely at a discount to what I wrote on the price tag attached.
- When he says it may not fit you, or it is the wrong color on you, DO NOT BELIEVE HIM! It does fit you, it looks great on you, and you should buy it and quickly run away with it.
We accept cash. And believe me… your cash will be far better off in our cookie jar than this stuff is in our garage.
Items for sale include:
- Vinyl Records (about 1000 pieces of primarily 80’s dance 12″ records)
- Car stereo stuff
- A freakin’ hammock!
- Women’s shoes
- Dress shirts
- DVDs
- Books
- X-Country Skis
- Curtain rods
- Blinds (new & used)
- Dresser
- FREE STUFF (lots of free stuff)
- Handbags which have never seen a hand
- Home decorator items
- Kids room stuff
- More kids room stuff
- General stuff
- More stuff
- Other stuff
- Cool stuff
- Lovely stuff
- Women’s stuff
Be sure to bring a vehicle so you can back it up and carry as much of this stuff away as you possibly can. Anything which is not sold will be returned to the bowels of the garage in order to mature prior to the next garage sale. Best wishes and see you soon!
THIS IS MY GARAGE SALE 